'Splice' Trailer

This was probably the best part of the new A Nightmare on Elm Street remake, Splice with Adrien Brody.  Really seems like I have seen this before, hmmm.  Oh yeah I have it was called Species!

Jonah Hex Trailer

Rebel (Confederate) FLAG: 3x5foot Poly Just got back from watching the boring fiasco called A Nightmare on Elm Street.  Guess that sums up my opinion huh?  More on Michael Bay's latest theatrical abortion later.  Here is a film I am majorly excited about, Jonah Hex. 

Based on the DC anti hero, Jonah Hex stars Josh Brolin as the scarredConfederate gunslinger.  It also stars Megan Fox and John Malkovitch
  Here is the official trailer

Sandra Bullock reveals adopted child- Exclusive pictures

This week the world was once again shocked in the ongoing Sandra Bullock/ Jesse James drama. Bullock announced that she was filing for divorce from her alleged neo-Nazi husbandJesse James





. What was really shocking however was the revelation that Bullock and James had secretly adopted a small African- American child. In today’s Internet world it is hard to believe that the couple were up to now able to keep the child a secret. In move guaranteed to garner even more support for America’s sweetheart, Bullock not only announced the adoption



but provided pictures of the child. We have exclusive photos of the child below!!



Bullock of course claims the reveal was in no way a sympathy play. Jesse James tends to disagree. “Ja! Iz just a vay to make me appear to be zee bad guy!” James is reported as saying. “Sandra Bullock iz no sweetheart.”







Read more: http://socyberty.com/people/sandra-bullck-reveals-adopted-baby/#ixzz0miBSPT00

Once more dear friends

Well I am the consumate slacker but I am going to start posting again.  Busy, lazy and all other applicable reasons as to why I haven't posted in a while.  I am going tpo start by reprinting some of my so called "humor" that I have written.  Most of it doesn't fit into the horror direction I want the blog to go into but I will be posting more horror related items soon.  Right now I just want to keep the blog, and myself, actively posting.

Might even swing a review of the new Nightmare on Elm Street movie this weekend.  Till then
Cheers

SJP's Shades

Sex and the City 2 is coming soon. I am so excited to see the girls in action again and spend the evening with my  own beloved girlfriends. 'm so loving aviators right now. Look at this sexy pair SJP wears in the movie. These totally fab sunglasses are imited Edition Bernhard Willhelm/Mykita sunglasses  and they cost $500.  I  tend to drop my sun glasses or knock them off my head.  I don't know about you but i'd feel a lot better about a $55 pair of sunglasses getting scratched than a $500 pair. Have you ever had a pair of sun glasses you absolutley loved and lost them? Ever wished you could buy several pairs of  the hottest trend ever.  Today is your lucky day !!

Mirrored Lens Aviator Shades  available in gold, silver and black frames

THE CARRYALL

Current handbag trends reflect bold color, hardware, texture and a nod to utilitarian fashion concept of style. A bags purpose is utilitarian that is, the bag must be useful for hauling stuff. Hail the satchel a sturdy bag for everyday use. Most satchels have both a cross body strap and short handles.

(Left) Apple Green Goldenbleu shoulder bag, (Right) Blueberry Coach Poppy Satchel.

Here are two of my favorite bags in my personal collection. Not only are they beautiful, but they are sturdy, I can carry them hands free and I love the convenience of the outside pockets. The items I need to reach easily (cell phone, Car keys, lipstick and mirror) are at my finger tips so i don't have to waste time looking for the things I use most often. Its so great because I never loose my car keys in the bottom of a dark bag or have to dump out the entire contents of bag to find a pen. I get lots of compliments on my green bag because of the bright color, but what most people notice is that the bag has a mini clutch on the outside which they always seem to have been wishing for in a bag.

This spring I have noticed that many designers are making bags with the organizational pockets on the outside of the bag. I think thats really sweet. Each of these bags below come in a variety of colors and are currently available at Nordstrom.com

Coach $358

Coach $898

Chloe, $555

Chloe, $555

Ted Baker $195

Kate Spade, $325

Michael Kors, $448

Lamb, $375

Rebecca Minkoff $635

Jewelry for the Sole

I really like shoes. I really like Jewelry. When the two come together I can not help but fall in love. I got these Steve Maddens at Nordstrom. I found two really cool websites that you may never heard of before. Both have a selection of really unique jeweled sandals. Check out www.pink-cinnamon.com You should also check out www.pumpsicle.com also check out www.kaboodle.com. Bleow are some finds from Amazon.com

DIY Project

A CHARMED LIFE

I found this picture in the Harpers Bazaar magazine (March 2010, page 196) and

I thought, this is the perfect idea to put to use all the charms and pendents I have collected over the years. It belongs to one of the members of the Missoni Family, Margherita.

I used a solid brass chain from Ace hardware. The charms are a collection of old pendants, semiprecious beads, my grandmas watch and even an asian coin a cherished friend gave me.

some of these pendants I have had since I was a child. This piece of jewelry will make a bold statement and also be personal and sentimental

WHAT YOU WILL NEED

You will need wire cutters, 2 pair of plyers, a yard of chain in your choice of material. You will also need head pins, Jump rings and an assortment of charms and beads.

HOW TO

Step 1- take the chain and decide the length you want your necklace to be. If you make it long enough to fit over your head it will be a stronger necklace and you wont have to deal with using a clasp.

Step two- You will not need to cut the chain. All Chain links have an open side. Simply take one pair of the plyers and hold the chin link you want to detach with the plyers. With the other pair of plyers pull the link apart. Use the open link to attach both ends of the chain to make a circle. Close the link using the same method.

Step 3- Take some of the extra chain length and make a second tier. Decide where you want it to fall on your chest. Use the same method in step to to make the attachment.

Step 4-Keep the extra chain length handy. You will use the links to attach charms to your necklace. Now you are ready to start applying your charms and beads. Some charms will have big enough hols for you to use your chain link to attach them to your necklace, others won't. In these cases use a jump ring to attach charms with smaller holes, then use extra links to attch to your necklace. If you want to attach beads take a head pin and poke it through the hole. Make a loop at the top and use a chain link to attach it to your necklace.

Eurotool Extra Small Flush Side Cutter Pliers For Jewelry Wire
GearWrench 82002 Five-Inch Mini Needle Nose Plier

From the runway to your life

If you are like me. You want clothes that reflect the current trends from the seasons runway shows. I am inspired by the runway and the energetic pulse of the fashion industry. The designer collections are expensive and out of reach for most of us. As a plus size woman however they are virtually unattainable. Alas I must find other ways of making my wardrobe fashion forward and relevant. I mix high and low cost garments and accessories to achieve my own personal style. In addition I do my research, I flip through all the major fashion magazines, I watch the major runway shows and shop around to get an idea of what is available to me and what the trends are. I take notes as I am doing my research. I note the trends and look for them in my current wardrobe. Trends are often recycled every few years. So something you bought 3 years ago may be a hot item again in a few years. I rarley throw anything away. When I do shop I look for items that hit several of the trends so I get more bang for my buck. Here are several plus size trend hitting suggestions. Available online and in local retailers nationwide.

Exhibit A: Old Navy top, $26.50

Trends it hits

• Ruffles
• Florals
• Painterly brush strokes
• Hi contrast color. (black, white, grey and yellow)

Try it with a black pencil skirt for work or wear it with Khaki board shorts

Exhibit B: Lane Bryant top, $29.50

Trends it hits

• Modern graphic print
• 3 Dimentional embellishment

Wear it with Jeans and a leather jacket or a menswear suit

Exhibit C: Torrid Dress, $48.00

Trends it hits

• Grey is the new black
• Runching at the shoulder for a strong looking shoulder
• Heavy hard wear studded belt

Wear it with various accessories for different looks

Exhibit D: Lane Bryant sweater, $59.50

Trends it hits

• Modern Graphic Print
• Asymetrical one sholder

Wear it with denim or wear it with a black skirt for a sexy evening look

Exhibit E: Lane Bryant blouse, $49.50

Trends it hits

• Sheer fabric
• Ruffles at the base
• Animal print
• Sequins

Wear it with shorts and strappy sandals or with jeans and boots in the fall

Exhibit F: Lane Bryant top, $44.50

Trends it hits

• Sheer fabric
• Texture
• Animal print

Wear it with jeans, leggings or tuck it into a pencil skirt and belt it

Exhibit G: Target romper, $24.99

Trends it hits

• It is a one piece romper
• Ruffles
• African tribal print

Wear it with sandals the beauty of a one piece is you don't have to think to hard